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𝐿𝒶𝓃𝒶 "not yet begun to fight" @Lana@beige.party

The worst Home Alone movie in the franchise is:

7%Home Alone: Classic
18%Home Alone 2: Marv Fucking Dies
39%Home Alone 3: Chinese Arms Race Fever Dream
29%Home Alone 4: Who The Fuck Even Are These People
18%Home Alone 5: Now With 30% More Ghosts
43%Home Alone 6: Everyone Sucks And It's In Britain

𝐿𝒶𝓃𝒶 "not yet begun to fight" @Lana@beige.party

Home Alone Classic: the one that's actually pretty good

Home Alone 2: the one with convicted pedophile rapist Donald Trump in it

Home Alone 3: the one with Chinese terrorists who can do literal backflips in it for some reason

Home Alone 4: the one with Kevin-not-Kevin, Kevin from an alternate multiverse in it

Home Alone 5: We're not even trying anymore because this has an actual plotline involving ghosts in it

Home Alone 6: we lost the plot long ago. "Kevin" sucks. His dad sucks. His mom sucks. His family sucks. The villains suck. The music sucks. It's also in Britain and everybody is literally the worst human being imaginable.

Gurre Vildskägg @Gurre@mastodon.nu

@Lana
Um...
Only 1 & 2 exist, right?

17 dec. 2024 17:46··Tusky

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𝐿𝒶𝓃𝒶 "not yet begun to fight" @Lana@beige.party

@Gurre yeah it's a shame they never made any more.

GreenSkyOverMe (Monika) @GreenSkyOverMe@ohai.social

@Gurre @Lana I have watched 1-4, but I had similar doubts about 5 and 6

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